Anyone Seen the Chocolate Thief? Please Tell Me.
Nestle is looking for its chocolate. Nestle’s truck full of KitKat chocolate has disappeared without a trace. Not only was the chocolate manufacturer eager to deliver the sweet snacks to their customers in time for Easter, but they also expected to earn a pretty Euro. With the prices of many goods having shot up following […]
Nobody in the US wants a King! Protestors Tell Trump.
In the US, Saturday, March 28th, 2026, was the day of the “No Kings” protests nationwide. Americans from both sides of the political divide, Republicans and Democrats, gathered in the streets of Minnesota, Washington DC, Houston, Nashville, Los Angeles, New York, Boston, and virtually all major cities and towns, to protest the shrinking of democratic […]
Will Maduro Go Home Free?
Judge Alvin Hellerstein of New York said on Thursday that President Nicolas Maduro and his wife are entitled to a fair trial, which encompasses proper legal representation. On January 3rd 2026, the US special forces abducted the couple from the Venezuelan presidential palace where they reside, and flew them to New York. The couple appeared […]
Trump Araakarîîtio nî Ngeretha Akariga
Mûtoongoria wa Amerika, Donald Trump, nî mûraakarie nî mabûrûri marîa makoragwo marî araata a Amerika. Nîmo Ngeretha, Baraanja, Njîrîmaani, na maangî ma rûraaya. Gîtûmi nî toondû, mbaara îrîa îraathiî na mbere Iran yaacaca, matiigana kwîyuumîria gûteithia Amerika. No nî ta araariganîrwo atî, tiga nî inegene matareenda, o nao nî maarigirwo Amerika nî mûraata ûhaana atîa […]
Me Kwanîka Mûnene wa FBI
Mûnene wa Federal Bureau of Investigations, FBI, Kash Patel, nî mwanîke. Maûndû marîa mûûndû aandîkaga akaiga komiuta-inî kana mûtandao-inî akaûnti-inî ya marûa (E-mail), nîmo maraahingûrirwo, marathoomwo, na maraikio akaûnti-inî îngî andû angî mathoome meenda. O na nî harî mbica andû acio marakuuire na marathiî kwanîka akaûnti-inî yaao. Mîtugo îyo îraarutirwo nî gîkuundi kîrî ho kîa […]
Marî Kûûraga Abithaa Ûngî Mûnene Iran
Thirikaari ya Israeli îraanîrîire atî nî îrîkîîtie kûûraga abithaa mûnene wa maûndû ma iria-nî wa Iran, Alireza Tangsiri. Na îroiga atî ûcio “navy chief” marakuire hamwe na abithaa ûngî wa “navy”, ûrîa ûratoongoragia maûndû megiî ûthuthuuria wa ndeto kana “intelligence”. Ûcio areetagwo Behnam Rezaei. Yo Iran ndiugîîte ûndû ûkoniî ribooti îyo. Maabithaa acio kûratuîka maragûthîirwo […]
World Renowned Golfer in Trailer Accident; Booked in Jail.
World-renowned golfer, Tiger Woods, was involved in a car accident yesterday. Fortunately, he was not injured. Apparently, Woods was trying to overtake a trailer when the Range Rover he was driving clipped it before rolling over. Sheriff says Tiger Woods looked high A spot test showed that Woods was not drunk. However, he appeared somewhat […]
Is the Iran War Taking Another Technological Dimension?
Hackers have compromised the personal email account of FBI Director Kash Patel. It is unclear how much information the hackers were able to access in the Friday incident, but they have so far posted what appear to be authentic documents and photographs. The FBI has not said much about the issue, but it is offering […]
Which Iranian Official is Dead?
Israel says that Iran’s navy chief, Alireza Tangsiri, is dead. Israel also says Iran’s head of naval intelligence, Behnam Rezaei, is dead too. However, no other source has confirmed or denied the report, not even Iran. The closure of Hormuz has Put Extreme Pressure on Trump. Iran’s closure of the narrow waterway that facilitates the […]
Donald Trump is More Disappointed with the UK than Anticipated.
Trump is utterly disappointed with US allies for not stepping up to help him in the ongoing war with Iran. He is particularly disappointed with the UK; almost annoyed. His apparent assumption that when he tells the allies to do something they should neither question nor hesitate was evident when he spoke to his cabinet […]